Things You Never Want to Hear...

"SO YOU GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT, HUH?"
(Nurse at the Doctor's Office)

"DADDY SAYS YOUR DOG IS MORE HYPER THAN OURS."
(Picking up our dog after a weekend away)

"NOW, I NOTICED THAT YOU STARTED DRESSING NICER ONCE YOU STOPPED WORKING FOR ME."
(Former Employer)

"WHAT BRAND OF HAIR DYE DO YOU USE?"
(Coworkers referring to you as a natural blonde)

"I GUESS WE COULD REIMBURST YOUR VISIT, THOUGH THE POSITIONS YOU ARE INTERVIEWING FOR ARE LOWER END."
(President of a university, though none of our former employeers)